Year: 2026

Following recent experiments, a lone scientist has confirmed an anomalous event. The 2026 NFL Schedule by Week that was recently shrunk (see Honey, I Shrunk the Schedule) was discovered to be quantumly entangled with the 2026 NFL Schedule by Team. …

Breaking: NFL Schedule Entanglement Spreads; Second Schedule Now Shrunk Read More »

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I wasn’t actually trying to shrink the NFL schedule. The whole thing started when I decided the print on my grocery list had become too small to read. This was partly due to advancing age and partly due to my …

Honey, I Shrunk the Schedule Read More »

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Ever notice how the Super Bowl feels huge and unforgettable while you’re watching it… but a few months later you find yourself thinking: “Wait… who won the Super Bowl last year again?” It happens to everybody. The game feels historic …

The “Sea Eagles” Memory Hack Every NFL Fan Should Know Read More »

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Alright guys, pruning season is past, and it’s time to see what the 2026 NFL coaching tree looks like. Like every year, wilted branches get trimmed and burned in the brush pile, while new growth is carefully grafted in, hoping …

The NFL Coaching Tree You Can’t Miss (2026 Edition) Read More »

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I stumbled across a pretty cool website the other day: WhatIfSports.com. It’s fun to mess around with and built entirely around settling the debates sports fans love, including teams from different eras, legends who never crossed paths, and dream matchups …

Simulating Super Bowl LX: Seahawks vs. Patriots Read More »

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The tournament finale did not disappoint. In a clash that had everyone on the edge of their seats, the Bills’ mascot narrowly edged out the bear in a tense, hard-fought battle. Every moment was contested, every move countered, until the …

Bills Claim Victory in a Nail-Biting Mascot Death Match! Read More »

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The NFL Mascot Death Match Tournament is down to its final two. After two very different semifinal battles, the Bills and Bears have earned their places in the championship round.

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The NFL Mascot Death Match Tournament is officially down to the quarterfinals, and only eight mascots remain standing.

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