Movember: Top 10 Beards of the NFL

Movember: That magical time of year when “Mo Bros” grow their facial hair to raise awareness of men’s health issues.  In honor of this worthy cause, I present to you the 10 best beards of the NFL.

— 10 —

Post0136_Matt_SlausonMatt Slauson, Guard, Chicago Bears
“I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later”

— 9 —

Post0136_Star_LotuleleiStar Lotulelei, Defensive Tackle, Carolina Panthers
“Patience, Young Grasshopper”

— 8 —

Post0136_Jason_WeaverJason Weaver, Offensive Lineman, Chicago Bears

— 7 —

Post0136_Adrian_ClaybornAdrian Clayborn, Defensive End, Atlanta Falcons
“Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet”

— 6 —

Post0136_Rob_NinkovichRob Ninkovich, Defensive End, New England Patriots
“Thick [thik].  1. Composed of particles, whiskers, etc., close together; dense”

 — 5 —

Post0136_Jamie_MederJamie Meder, Defensive End, Cleveland Browns
“It’s not a beard – it’s an animal trained to be very still”

— 4 —

Post0136_Travis_FrederickTravis Frederick, Center, Dallas Cowboys
“Messin’ with Sasquatch”

— 3 —

Post0136_DeAndre_LevyDeAndre Levy, Linebacker, Detroit Lions
“Old Testament prophet plays football for profit”

 — 2 —

Post0136_Austin_JohnsonAustin Johnson, Fullback, New Orleans Saints
“No one’s slick as Gaston, no one’s quick as Gaston, no one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston!”

— 1 —

Post0136_Joe_HawleyJoe Hawley, Center, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
“My friend, Grizzly Adams, escaped into the mountains, leaving behind the only life he ever knew”

— Honorable Mentions —

Post0136_Nick_MangoldNick Mangold, Center, New York Jets
“Uncle Jesse Duke in his younger days”

Post0136_Jacob_SchumJacob Schum, Punter, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
“G.I. Joe: A real American hero”

Post0136_Mike_WindtMike Windt, Long Snapper, San Diego Chargers
“Excuse me, Miss.  My eyes are up here.”

— and one more —

QB Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Jets needs to be included in this post.  His beard is wild when you watch him play on Sundays.  It’s just unfortunate he was trimmed rather neatly for picture day.

Post0136_Ryan_FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick, Quarterback, New York Jets
“Picture day versus a 2014 game day”


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